Sometimes I feel like this

You know the kid, the one who sits in the back of the class because the teacher is trying to suppress his need for expression. The one who has been limited to one comment a day. The one who saves his comment with intensity for just the right moment when all can be derailed. The one who probably genuinely wants to learn but causes you to spend hours in downward facing dog trying to get his voice our of your head.

"You said the documentary was 10 minutes but it was only 9 minutes and 50 seconds."
"It's like when Pokemon attacks Picachu and the warriors all . . ."
"What are you wearing for Halloween"
"The word metacognition makes me think of being at a Mets game."

"You didn't call on me today."