Planning a Wedding

Dear Katie and Brittany,

When you get married will one of you please use green apples or limes along the entrance to your reception?

And announce your marriage with this?

And wear a large collection of pearls around your neck?
And put your nieces in playful skirts with casual shirts and little tiny TOMS?
And be sure it is the middle of winter?
And definitely wear one of these dresses? And Hunter Boots?

And use this as your guest book?
And take photos in this?
And carry a bouquet of old broaches?
And use scrabble tiles to decorate the tables?